Beaver Fever: Writer’s Ridiculous Rant Against Beloved Buc-ee’s Fuels Readers’ Roadside Rage

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Buc-ee’s are popping up all over America. It’s to the point that the beaver-emblazoned beacon is becoming a roadside attraction in its own right. Why? Convenience and cleanliness – the giant gas stations are known for having massive, ultra-clean restrooms. There’s also every kind of snack, sandwich and soft drink you could ever want all under one roof. It’s no surprise then that a Trump-hating writer for Jalopnik (yep, we never heard if it either) would call these shrines to roadside comfort and capitalism, a ‘sickness’.

Read on.

Buc-ee’s Is The Sickness At The Heart Of America https://t.co/fmjC3e0shF

— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) November 28, 2024

Buc-ee’s can be a little overwhelming. They’re crowded and hectic. Why? Weary travelers love them, so they’re a popular pit stop. Still, the positives the writer chose to ignore outweigh the negatives.

Lefties hate Buc-ee’s…Because they hate America:Pristine spacious bathrooms, great quick nutritious food, dozens of FAST (9-10gpm) gas pumps..Pay employees well.Friendly staff.

And red & yellow “water cans” with flexible spouts perfect for filling tractors with diesel.

— BrowningMachine, Garbage Nazi! (@BrowningMachine) November 29, 2024

Make sure you share this with the European friends you’re trying to impress. pic.twitter.com/bsst0FGjMB

— Moog Rogue (@MoogRogue) November 29, 2024

No kudos to Buc-ee’s for the astounding wages they pay? And the businesses that pop up around them like car washes and dog play places? Bradley Brownell must’ve be a peach on the roadtrip.

— A from Georgia 🐘🇺🇸 🍟🗑️ 🐿️ (@AmandafromGA) November 29, 2024

Who the f#@k approved this BS? It’s a friggin’ interstate rest stop. It’s super fun in its over the top variety! Clean as a whistle; great, friendly staff; good prices. The epitome of coastal elite snobbery at its worst.

— The Rooster (@TheRooster53) November 29, 2024 Recommended

The formula of taking something the vast majority loves and dumping on it is tired and trite.

This article feels like a redux of when libs used to cry about super sized fries and Hummers

— 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 (@Aristos_Revenge) November 29, 2024

“What beloved thing can I sh&t upon to make my worthless life seem meaningful and let everyone know I am better than them?”

— Shane McKee (@shaner5000) November … Read More